ABOUT CASEY

CASEY DIZZY JONES IS A SICK AMALGAMATION OF EVERYTHING IT HAS EVER ENJOYED, ENCOUNTERED, OR EXPERIENCED. IT ENJOYS WRITING STRANGE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE FANFICTION, INHALING SUBSTANCES, AND TOUCHING BOOBS. IT'S VERY GOOD AT ALL OF THESE THINGS.

CASEY D. JONES TRIVIA:

• IT WAS ONCE BIT BY A TIGER (IT WAS A SMALL ONE) (IT STILL HURT THO)
• IT'S BANNED FROM ITS LOCAL LAUNDROMAT
• IT ADORES THE CAPSLOCK KEY
• ITS GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-SOMETHING GRANDFATHER WAS THAT PRESIDENT THAT CAUGHT PNEUMONIA FROM PARTYING TOO HARD AT HIS OWN INAUGURATION AND THEN DIED IMMEDIATELY
• IT MAKES A REALLY FUCKING GOOD GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH